IRON SCAV
Linda's Bar & Grill, 203 E Franklin St., Chapel Hill
IRON SCAV is Chapel Hill's most socially illegal photo scavenger hunt. Founded in 1995 by a crew of hooligans that has since been incarcerated or deported, IRON SCAV tests your cunning, your morals, and your endurance in a six-hour race to find the most ridiculous, most scandalous photographs possible. The last event, held in November 2007, saw Team What the Junk take home the big prize. Now that most of them are no longer on probation, the 2008 event promises new categories, more challenging photo stunts, and a wider array of reprehensible behavior. E-mail ironscav@gmail.com to register your team.
IRON SCAV 11 ANNOUNCED: MAY 3
That’s right, scavengers, Chapel Hill’s most reprehensible and morally retarded photo scavenger hunt is back this spring. After hibernating all winter, your hosts have over 100 new oddities, little-known Triangle landmarks, and deviant challenges for intrepid teams of up to 8 hunters.
So mark your calendar: May 3 (start time and location TBA). As always, we’ll descend on Linda’s for the final slideshow, the trophy presentation, and hours of costumed foolishness.
Check back next week for an important announcement from Toilet Paper Mummy and Adult Diaper Cowboy. Or register your team now! ironscav@gmail.com
1 year ago
More e-mail from the teams…
Yo, stock up on the knee pads
and put your mouth guards in
to win this competition,
we’d tase our fucking kin.
Bring on the noise,
Bring on the funk,
Step the fuck off,
We’re Team What the Junk.
WHAT.
This smack talk e-mail arrived yesterday and had our diapers tingling… normally a feeling you don’t want, but we liked it!
If you think that you can beat us
Then bitch you just don’t know
We’re gonna get that trophy
We’re team Don’t Tase Me, Bro!
You think that you’re so sweet
But you stink just like a skunk
Yeah, we’re talkin’ to you guys
Team What the Junk
Looking for a team?
If you’re looking for a team, Toilet Paper Mummy and I are accomplished matchmakers. We can pair you with like-minded scoundrels. Just look at some of the celebrity romances we’ve caused:
- Matt Leinart and Paris Hilton
Ok, so maybe that’s the only one. But we’ll get you on an Iron Scav team in advance of the event if you e-mail us at ironscav@gmail.com.
Kisses,
Adult Diaper Cowboy
1 year agoOne of the competing teams sent us an e-mail for clarification… and we thought their questions were so good, we’d share them with everybody. Wondering why some stuff is omitted? Probably because you need to register to get the scoop on this year’s new IRON SCAV character!
1. Are there extra points if more than one teammate is dressed up as this year’s mascot, REDACTED (cause I think one is enough)?
No… one per team is the safest allowable maximum.
2. Are there extra points if one teammate is REDACTED, and/or another teammate is Adult Diaper Cowboy, and/or another teammate is Toilet Paper Mummy?
You butter bo-lieve it.
3. I humbly request a ban on teams separating with more than one digital camera to cover more ground in less time.
We don’t have a problem with multiple cameras, especially since most shots will require the whole team.
4. I humbly request that no challenges involve accosting, molesting, and/or hoolinganizing non-combatants in their homes (including on their doorsteps)
We can’t promise anything, but our new mascot values the sanctity of the home above all else.
5. I humbly assert that teams locating other other team members’ homes and “leaving their mark” on their front doors be a way to earn more points (just like how you can earn points for getting a photograph of other team members while they are out)
We can’t promise anything, but Toilet Paper Mummy says, “Who wants to look at a bunch of pictures of front doors? If you violate their bedrooms, then I’m interested.”
Register today! ironscav@gmail.com
1 year ago
More Teams Registered
Four teams are registered for the 2007 Fall Classic… which means four groups have a head start on creating the newest Iron Scav character. Sure, you’ve got the necessary materials to dress up as Adult Diaper Cowboy, because those snakeskin boots and Depends undergarments are accessories you wear every day. And who doesn’t have the raw material to make a great Toilet Paper Mummy? But we promise, you’ll want the inside track on the newest character, so your team can maximize points on November 10.
Register today! ironscav@gmail.com
1 year ago